Q. If Nelson wasn't on his column, who would you put up there?
A. Chaka Demus
Q. How much wood, would a woodchop chop, if a woodchop could chop wood?
A. ...hundred, thousand trillion.
Q. If you could be one Superhero (or Villain) who would you be?
A. PETER PETRELLI FOOL!
Q. Did you use to play Stuck in the Mud?
A. No, I'm upper middle class. Ew.
Q. Do you wear your shoelaces under the tongue...or above it?
A. Velcro is the fewcha!
