Q. If Nelson wasn't on his column, who would you put up there?
A. AC Slater!
Q. How much wood, would a woodchop chop, if a woodchop could chop wood?
A. A little bit less than AC Slater could...
Q. If you could be one Superhero (or Villain) who would you be?
A. AC
Q. Did you use to play Stuck in the Mud?
A. Nah, Screech did...he quite literally got stuck in the mud.
Q. Do you wear your shoelaces under the tongue...or above it?
A. I invented wearing it under...